Because
A. I went out with my hair in that ponytail and no make-up on my face. Oopps.
B. Upon returning home I got half into PJs. As in- I kept my (apparently see-through) shirt on and changed from jeans into sweats.
C. Said sweats make me look like I have a wiener or a giant FUPA. I do not, I swear on a stack of Chanel purses.
D. The second picture really highlights my back fat that I have acquired during this pregnancy. Sexxxy.

BUT HOLY BEJESUS. Look. At. That. Stomach! 26 weeks my friends. 26. I am a HOUSE.

Don’t mind the faces. They are pretty ridiculous. I was talking to Hudson and sometimes get animated.