My dog, Blue.
He is the most disgusting dog to ever live. I’m serious.
So I’ve been like SICK since Monday. Everyday it has been worse and my husband in the last 24-hours has called me “Darth Vader” and in a strange turn of events “choo-choo” but I’m convinced that childhood regression had to do with the fact he called me that at like 3 AM in his sleep.
Anyways: I can’t breathe. It’s bad. My throat is ON FIAHHHHH and my nose is like at least 98% blocked. I am sneezing some sweet stuff at this point and coughing up even prettier things. It’s totally unacceptably gross.
But for the last two nights I have woken up to little noises next to my head where I wake up and see my dog trying to steal my nighttime kleenex pile. Like, I throw away my snot rags, kids. But when you blow your nose like 800 times while you are sleeping and make that pile which you toss when you wake up? Yeah, my dog is hoarding them and possibly consuming them. (and by possibly- I mean- he is.)
Why are dogs seriously the most disgusting thing ever?!
Themocracy
I just left you a comment on FB. We have the exact same virus. Maybe we caught it on Saturday from someone at the party? I have no clue. But have you noticed that water only makes your throat burn more?! It’s effing ridic at this point. I am so over being sick!!!
Umm Tuker does this. He’s disgusting. I had a huge pile beside my bed over Christmas when I was dying of snot, and I like KNEW I’d thrown more than 4 of 5 on the floor…yet I couldn’t find them.
And I know it was him that ate them. Disgusting little bugger. He likes him some snot rags.
BARFORAMA.
Too bad my hubs says I should get my ass up EVERYTIME I blow my nose to make sure he doesn’t eat them. Fuck it- it’s only paper and some snot. Couldn’t kill him, right?