EXTREMEEEEEEEEE!
Scott & I walked pretty much all Saturday. We set out with all three on foot & this time we brought both strollers. Hudson was in his Stokke (yes, I’m that parent) and the twins were in their little umbrella MacClaren. (Sidenote: I cannot help but feel sorry for the twins riding in the MacClaren while Hudson is rocking a Ferrari. I know that’s weird. It’s clear everyone loved my first child more. Lol. Anyhow we plan to get THIS when we have money- as in NEVER because raising three kids makes you po’ass BROKE! I’m hoping Bumbleride will read my blog & just straight up feel sorry for me & send my ass a stroller!)
OK- end side note!
We walked over to BJ’s because it’s close and it’s super loud 18 TV atmosphere is the safest bet when you are leaving the house with 3 babies and two adults 20 minutes before nap time. Hudson was kinda crabby but ate his food and didn’t cause a giant scene & the twins slept through it. SCORE! From there we went to Petco (cat treats) Old Navy (new jammies for Hudson because Blue is hungry & jammies with food on them in the hamper make an awesome snack & make poor Hudson look like I cannot properly provide for him) Starbucks (bigassFraps. It was blazing balls out!) & finally to Target where we spent $7.00. Our best record in Target ever. Except we bought $7.00 worth of candy. And HELLO! PRETZEL M&M’s!?!?!?!? SOMEONE loves me. I ate the entire (family size) bag in two days.
All this information is totally unnecessary- because here is the part of the story that matters:
When we were exiting the shopping center, we saw this big black truck. Not sure exactly what kind but maybe about a 250 with 4 doors and pretty lifted looking. Rims. Stereo system. Like, you just KNOW the dude driving is the worst kind of douchebag. Anyhow- they had all 4 doors wide open. There was a dude in the driver’s seat smoking a cig. What I assume was his GF sitting in the passenger seat, also smoking- and in the back- another super tatted up dude smoking a cigarette while some girl straddled him and they made out. Like gratuitously.
There was plenty of time for me to really take this in. I was pretty much in awe of their AWESOME. And by awesome- of course I mean full-scale douchebaggery.
They were BLASTING music. And what music you ask? Avenged Sevenfold? Florida? (flow-ridah.) I mean- what are the cool kids listening to these days? Anyhow- NO! They were blasting… wait for it. WAIT FOR IT. JASON MRAZ! That “I’m yours” song. Which is a nice song and is perfect for a wedding song. Not a parking lot make out cigarette sesh.
And inside I thought of how when Harold & Kumar stole the extreme sports dudes’ vehicle & when they turned on the stereo the extreme dudes were listening to Amy Grant. It was exactly like that.
NOT EXTREME.
The rest of our weekend was great. Super relaxing. I took naps. Everything was pretty great except for Hudson waking up in the middle of the night screaming last night. I went and got him and brought him into our bed. That’s the second time in 3 months. I suppose I should be grateful- but mama needs her sleep!
Themocracy
Oh.My.Word. That's the LAST song I thought you would say! I love people watching especially at Target…you never know what you're gonna get!
lmao, too funny! i hope they all bought the cd together, just minutes before you witnessed this
Ha ha ha ha. That's hilarious!
i love the stokke. it goes up stairs so easy. drool.
Firstly, did you say pretzel M&Ms? YUM!
Secondly, I would have totally had to hang around to hear what song they played next…the curiosity is killing me.
And lastly, this post made me laugh on a morning when I didn't think it was possible. Thank you for brightening my day!
i love that Hudson still wants to sleep with you. Ryan wanted to sleep with us last night, and i was excited cause hes almost 5 and he still likes to sleep with mom & dad. but i wasnt excited because he bitch slapped me at least 3 times while i was sleeping, and he was kicking me in the back all night.
im glad you guys had a fun family walk. they are the best!!!
Ha! I totally know what scene you are talking about. I just played the entire thing back in my head. lol.
I'm glad that this was just a story of douchebaggery, for a minute second I thought this story was going way of, and in the other spot in the back seat was a baby. Like everyone was smoking around the baby. I know someone who smokes around a baby and it KILLS me.
I totally thought the douchebags were going to have a baby in the car.
Also, I wanted the song to be Montell Jordan's "this is how we do it".
ROFL! That is the best story I've read all day…I can just picture that scene in the parking lot! Awesomesauce and then some haha.
And HOLY CRAP that stroller is to die for! So awesome! I hope Bumblebee sends you a free one too!!
by the way, I will be getting this intense debate thing :0) tis awesome!
That's frickin awesome. Sounds like a great day!
LOL! You painted a great pictures in my head. I've known a few of those douches. Only in the bay.
You've made me definitely need to go out and get some pretzel m&ms after our chat on Twitter yesterday! And that image of the douches in the giant truck is going to make me laugh (and cringe a little) all day long.
Have no idea what ANY of that music is, but love the story. Dude, McClaren is so Benz (we rock the cheapie Chico). And your blog is great (pick me, too! pick me!)
LOL! expect the unexpected! also…$7 at target…ridiculous. i never leave without dropping $100.
That was AWESOME and I am totally LOLing over here
omg i laughed so hard @ the f250. thank you for that!