I dreaded waking up to my kitchen this morning. DREAD. ED.
I was dead tired at 9 when Scott woke me up to tell me he was leaving for work. The kids were still sleeping & right before he left he said “Wait till you see the bathroom. It’s THE WORST it’s EVER BEEN.” (Stop here if you cannot handle graphic dog poop stories) This means one thing. Dog pee. Or poop. See, we have two minpins. One of which is like 6 pounds. She cannot hold it overnight so we put out a weewee pad in our guest bathroom in case she has to go. Our older, larger minpin (He’s about 15 pounds and shits like a human) has taken to going on the pad when we aren’t looking or sleeping even though he goes on 50 walks a day & can hold it. It started when we had Hudson. Basically? He’s sticking it to us. He’s giving us the dog equivalent of the the finger. But last night??
Well, I went in to check it out & that’s when it hit me. Literally-the smell. And figuratively- Blue DEFINITELY ate something not meant for doggies. And how do I know this?? Yeah, there was dog (liquid) poop EV. RE. WHERE. This is possibly too graphic- but it apparently hit the pad- and linoleum floor with such force that it sprayed UP. Onto the walls. The sink. The toilet. EVERYWHERE. It was a scene from hell. I closed the door & went to take care of the kids before I could tackle this mess.
After the kids were fed & changed and Hudson was happily playing with toys & watching Wow! Wow!- I went in to take care of biz. Except as I was spraying the entire room down with bleach- Hudson somehow snuck in & around me. Slipped in the poo and went face first into more poo. I screamed so loud (I think it was “Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!”) I scared him and he started to cry. And rub his face. I kid you not- I have never gotten into the shower so quickly. I ran to the other bathroom stripped us down and literally scrubbed my poor baby because I felt SO HORRIBLE.
I wish I had a picture. Seriously. You’d have to see it to believe it.
Remember how I got hit by firework schrapnel? Yeah- this was like the icing on the shit covered cake. Happy Monday all!
July 6th, 2010 - 1:43 PM
Lol I so have a mental picture of this in my head. Funny!
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July 6th, 2010 - 2:13 PM
All I can say is OH MY!!!
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July 6th, 2010 - 3:15 PM
Aw o gosh I'm sure Hudson was completely freaked out!
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July 6th, 2010 - 3:19 PM
This is one time I'm grateful not to see wee Hudson pictures! YIKES!
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July 6th, 2010 - 3:24 PM
That is utterly disgusting and yet I wish there were more to read, or a picture to describe it further. Yeah, that's motherhood
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July 6th, 2010 - 4:52 PM
oh. no.
& i can't even begin to imagine the smell.
poor hudson! (& you for having to clean it all up!)
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July 6th, 2010 - 5:51 PM
dude, I can seriously imagine this scene. I hope this never happens again. Dog shit is effing disgusting as it is but sprayed all over the place? Uggh. And not to mention poor Hud's face! acckkkkk! I can't deal with the kind of stuff either. If that happened here the bathroom door would've stayed shut until Mercer got home to clean it up!
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July 6th, 2010 - 6:22 PM
Dying!
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July 6th, 2010 - 6:47 PM
oh.my.word.
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July 6th, 2010 - 7:05 PM
I think sometimes it's our screaming that makes the kiddo's cry. I swear, the babe could fall over a million times and be ok but it's me going, "OOOOO!!!!" that makes him cry. And the poo thing, ack!
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July 7th, 2010 - 12:09 AM
And here I thought I had a bad Monday!!
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July 8th, 2010 - 10:50 AM
Oh, ewwww! Here's hoping your week improves!
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