Gross but kinda awesome.
Comments (10) So, I’ve mentioned before that my dogs are BADDDD. Continue reading 'Gross but kinda awesome.'»
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My dog, Blue.
By Emmie Bee, January 22, 2010 9:45 AM
He is the most disgusting dog to ever live. I’m serious. Continue reading 'My dog, Blue.'»
Just because.
By Emmie Bee, December 2, 2009 10:35 AM
I’ve seen it a million and one times and you probably have too, but what the hell right?
It makes me smile anyways.
Parent Fail.com: I’d like to nominate myself.
By Emmie Bee, November 18, 2009 11:29 AM
So.
I will start with ” I hate my dogs.” I mean. I love them clearly, but ever since I had a baby all the things they do that never bothered me totally bother me because they bother Hudson.
Remember my post ten minutes ago? The one that says Hudson hadn’t napped yet?
Well, shortly there after he fell asleep on the couch with a baba. I waited till I knew he was asleep- which is usually when his thumb falls out of this mouth. Just as I was getting up to go make myself breakfast (at 1PM- I’m really helping these twins out clearly.) the dogs start barking. I got up to go kill them- and stop them from barking at nothing. Of course JUST as I turn the corner Hudson wakes up on the couch- sits up and literally starts to teeter (since he’s half asleep) on the edge of the couch. So, I run over- heart pounding and catch him. And then proceed to freak out that I walked away from him sleeping on the couch.
Anyways, now he’s wide awake. His nap was maybe 10 minutes and now he’s PISSED. In his playpen crying away. Yes, that may sound mean but I was so hungry I thought I might pass out. So I made a sandwich and I am eating it.
The dogs do this like literally everyday and I think I may loose it.
Sleepoverrrrr. (rather- complete disarray!)
By Emmie Bee, November 9, 2009 8:14 PM
So, today was insane.
It was fun- but totally out of control.
This is probably something I shouldn’t advertise, but most of you have pets- so- Yeah, I have gross disgusting FLEA INFESTED animals.
I mean, they all take Advantage and stuff. But, apparently we woke up this morning and Scott discovered something called “flea dust” where we were sleeping. Gross. So, we immediately had to get up and deal with it- even though I’ve been complaining of being bitten by “something” for literally a month. He got one bite last night and suddenly- it’s like “GET THE FFFF UP! FLEAS!!”
So, we got up and took Bantam (our cat) to Cat’s Inn for a flea bath, nail clipping and Frontline application and then went to breakfast, and went to a couple jobs with Scotty. After he was done- we went to Petco and spent like wayyyy more than anyone should ever at Petco. We got shampoo- Frontline for two dogs, and FLEA BOMBS! Afterwards, we fogged the house and took the family out for a cruise in the Cruiser. Dogs are bathed and flea combed….
Scott also made me make an appointment for carpet cleaning in the morning to finish our flea-killing mission. But, since he is going to be super busy tomorrow and couldn’t be around to help me move all the furniture out of our room we did it tonight. Which is why I am sleeping on my mattress in the living room watching the 10 o’clock news! (Which, is doing a story on the stars of Twilight appearing at Stonestown tonight! lol)
And now- I wait. I am hoping Scott will bring home a slurpee for his twice pregnant wife. I’m even more embarrassed about this than the flea infestation- but my husband is with his friends at the mall. Waiting in line at Game Stop for the new Call of Duty MW2 video game that comes out tomorrow. Apparently, Game Stop is having some sort of nerd-fest tonight culminating at midnight when my hardcore gaming (but adorable!) husband will come home and play his new video game till he passes out. I’m sure that will carry over ’til later tomorrow when he will wake up late- be upset and cranky- go to work and then get home late and basically ignore us until next year when he realizes he’s been playing PS3 for 4 months straight. No joke.
And can I just throw in that my ass hurts?! I am like a 90 year old. Pregnancy complaint #1: Sciatica. I had it when I was prego with Hudson too- but it is sooo bad. It feels like a charley horse that goes from my right ass cheek to my thigh. AND IT HURTS! It happens suddenly and I cannot even MOVE for several seconds. Boo.
OK, I swore I was done- but one more thing, since this is a “mom” blog. MacLaren has officially recalled ALL MacLaren strollers in the US made from 1999-2009. Over a million strollers!! That sucks. So, if you have one- watch your little one’s fingers. Apparently, they are getting chopped off!!! 
PS: GG was GREAT tonight!!!
My cat > pretty much everything
By Emmie Bee, August 17, 2009 7:01 PM
So Scott got home at about 6 and got it in his mind that I was GOING ON A WALK. Apparently, him witnessing me barfing out of the side of Jetta while coming home from Kaiser on the 101 wasn’t good enough. He needed to get me outside embarrassing myself in our neighborhood- WHERE I KNOW PEOPLE!!
Anyways, I went. Scott put Hud-B in the ergo and I walked Coco Nuggetron and he walked Blue Bubba and we took a little walkie walk. The BEST part though is that BB Brains Mc Kitty Pants decided to come along. No leash needed. That amazing little kitty of ours went on a walk with us. He strolled right along next to the dogs and turned around when we did. He hid in the bushes when others walked by but then jumped out and kept on truckin’. He walked right up to the door when we got home and waited to be let in. Fantastic. He’s hilarious and amazing. I’m just excited because A. I’ve never had a cat in my life till now. C. He is an INDOOR cat. B. His outdoor experiences are usually me frantically screaming his name at midnight shaking a treat can because he had escaped.
So, today was good times with kitty.
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By Emmie Bee, July 22, 2009 9:20 PM
It’s been a long day.
Tonight, my parent’s came over like every Wednesday and it was fun, as usual.
The funny part though, was that Hudson has picked up a new “thing” which is hilarious while being a reminder that I need to make a concerted effort to sensor myself around this sponge I call Hudson.
When Blue & Coco fight or bark (like every five minutes!) Scott & I tend to yell and scream. Swearing is included and we basically scream louder than they can bark- and then they stop.
So, tonight- as Blue & Coco were getting into it over a toy, Hudson SCREAMED at them. Like got all serious and stared at them and YELLED until the dogs stopped fighting. It was awesome.
Dogsitting: a new adventure.
By Emmie Bee, June 26, 2009 3:26 PM
I’m not sure it’s a GOOD adventure- but we have added a 3rd little minpin to our lives this weekend with the addition of Turbo Geedee. He came over last night and leaves Sunday morning.
So- We now have 3 dogs, a cat, and a 5 month old. Shit’s CRAZY over here.
Through this new adventure though, we did get a first out of Hudson. His first I’m-not-crying-I-am-screaming scream. It was really weird and was like a scream that someone would make if they were watching a horror movie and got scared. “AHHHHH!” The he got all straight faced again. Pretty sure the barking scared the eff out of him or he literally was saying “SHUT UPPPPPP!” I’m not sure yet.
I did not run.
By Emmie Bee, May 7, 2009 8:39 PM
BUT!!!
I did walk for like 3 hours straight today with my neighbor Karin & her son, Elliot! We went over to Bridgepoint and did a little shopping at Old Navy, Toys R’ Us & Hallmark. Then we went to lunch at Mimi’s, even though I know in my heart my last waitress at Mimi’s is a thieving WHORE!
Anyways, a lot of walking was involved. Unfortunately, it was pretty hot (which was fine) but I got SUPER sunburned. Like, my arms are FRIED and I have no idea how it happened.
In the afternoon, Scott, Hudson, Kelsey & I went over to Pet Smart to get some AWESOME stuff for my new little dog-nephew TURBOOOOOO. I cannot WAIT till tomorrow!
I’d promise to run tomorrow, but, I will be out alllll day working at Roy’s and then helping Kelsey with puppy related shiz. Since, I am basically booked from 10AM tomorrow straight up until 8PM on Sunday night, I will have to start my regimen on Monday. At least I will basically be working on my feet allllll weekend…. hopefully that will burn some calories?
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