A sad day has arrived.
Comments (18) If you have a penis, I suggest you stop reading NOW. Continue reading 'A sad day has arrived.'»
Category: Boo
Comments (18) 
I feel the need to confess.
By Emmie Bee, April 21, 2010 7:13 AM
No, I don’t THINK I’ve done anything wrong- but I am for whatever reason I am feeling really guilty about A DREAM I had last night. Continue reading 'I feel the need to confess.'»
Easter & Shiz
By Emmie Bee, April 8, 2010 6:08 AM
Wow. This weekend was pretty much HELL. I kid you not, Hudson was in the WORST MOOD EVER. He has 4 teeth, but has never acted like such a brat about it. I thought our house had escaped this “teething” experience I hear about from so many moms, to be honest. Continue reading 'Easter & Shiz'»
Why Comcast should jump off a cliff:
By Emmie Bee, February 8, 2010 7:21 PM
Do you have Comcast cable? Continue reading 'Why Comcast should jump off a cliff:'»
Stress is not condusive to an NST.
By Emmie Bee, January 28, 2010 4:28 PM
Today was my first non-stress test. I got an appointment at 10 AM so the hubs could come and watch baby for me. He had an appointment in San Francisco at 12 though, so we were on a tight schedule. Continue reading 'Stress is not condusive to an NST.'»
Dr. Google says I’m dying.
By Emmie Bee, January 26, 2010 7:00 AM
I’m not sure if I believe him.
But seriously. I have had for the past like 4 days debilitating itchiness. It’s mostly at night. It’s mostly on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet- but we are talking about that fact that I didn’t sleep last night because I was sitting here itching my feet and hands like a total and complete freak.
The rest of me is itchy too.
I know with my last pregnancy my stomach itched a bit because the skin was tight over my belly. That makes sense. As I type this: my eyebrow itches. I’m kinda freaking out.
So, I Googled. And Google’s overwhelming consensus is that I am dying of a liver disease.
Making me more convinced: it says it’s likely to effect women carrying multiples.
Anyways: Did anyone else have this weird symptom? Am I overreacting? Should I be profusely emailing my doctor instead of blogging?
My dog, Blue.
By Emmie Bee, January 22, 2010 9:45 AM
He is the most disgusting dog to ever live. I’m serious. Continue reading 'My dog, Blue.'»
12 Months/We’re effin’ sick/there is a monsoon.
By Emmie Bee, January 20, 2010 9:58 AM
First:
Continue reading '12 Months/We’re effin’ sick/there is a monsoon.'»
Just so no one has a coronary:
By Emmie Bee, January 17, 2010 5:45 PM
I’ll do this in a few parts.
These are the “before” pictures of the HOA’s clubhouse. Continue reading 'Just so no one has a coronary:'»
The Great Debate
By Emmie Bee, January 9, 2010 12:21 PM
So, having recently joined the twittersphere, I have been following some of the bigger mom blogs and having a lot of fun. However, after reading several tweets from @Babyrabies and knowing her to A. have a kid of at least 2 or 3 and B. to be having an inner debate over rear facing versus forward facing car seats- I am totally & completely confused. Continue reading 'The Great Debate'»
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