For those of you who don’t “tweet” or “twat” or whatever the heck you call it-

And here I am. Still holding these kiddos up in the uterus. Feeling like I may explode and peeing basically never- unless I’m trying to sleep- because then? I pee every 12 minutes all night long. That’s some bullshit if you ask me, but whatever.

Yeah, so I mentioned that they were moving my c-section date up.  I confirmed today that I am having these kids March 3rd. Unless, it’s earlier based on a problem with my NST- which I am hoping won’t happen.

Sorry to blog spam every once in a while with random advertisements for things I want- but it’s either this or I keep windows (in Firefox) open for weeks at a time hoping to buy things I shouldn’t. Anyways- I want this:

I found this via Twitter via YHL, that super cute couple with the home improvement blog. Anyways, they apparently did a giveaway for these ADORABLE canvases and I apparently MISSED IT!! Which is so sad!! Because, clearly, winning would have made my day!

I’ll do this in a few parts. These are the “before” pictures of the HOA’s clubhouse.

Well, as a testament to the fact that parenthood is FLYING BY- my little guy’s 1st birthday is over as quickly as it began. AND I DIDN’T GO INTO LABOR! (I figured today was the best chance as the stress level was like at least 3 feet over my head.)

I am kinda having one of those weeks. Herrrrrohhh exhaustion!

So today is the 6th which puts us at t minus 10 days till this kid of mine will be having his first birthday party.