4/5 Brandts are on medication. Sawyer has croup/RSV Tru has RSV Hud has an ear infecton & RSV I have pneumonia or RSV pending results. Scott- wades around in other people’s poo all day so he has an immunity system of steel. Bastard. Which is why this mama is up at 12 even though I [...]

You guys, TODAY. WAS. AN. EPIC. FAILLLLLLLL. So last week I may have briefly mentioned that Scott’s van was in the shop for well over a week? And how my car broke down on the way to pick his car up from the shop only for his car to STILL be broken and require 3 more days [...]

I dreaded waking up to my kitchen this morning. DREAD. ED. I was dead tired at 9 when Scott woke me up to tell me he was leaving for work. The kids were still sleeping & right before he left he said “Wait till you see the bathroom. It’s THE WORST it’s EVER BEEN.” (Stop [...]

It’s 10 PM. I mean, that part is OK. I got the little guy down at about 8:30 after an extra warm baba and some baby tylenol because as I discovered this morning- he has TWO top teeth making their way into his mouth.

Let’s start with I hate the USPS & the DMV because they are retarded and I am now in the center of their incompetence. From what I gather, my sis-in-law changed her address with the USPS at some point and the postal service took it upon themselves to change MY ADDRESS and MY HUSBAND’s ADDRESS [...]

So. I will start with ” I hate my dogs.” I mean. I love them clearly, but ever since I had a baby all the things they do that never bothered me totally bother me because they bother Hudson. Remember my post ten minutes ago? The one that says Hudson hadn’t napped yet? Well, shortly [...]

I’m not an unstable person at all. I usually don’t panic or cry or any of that shit. I keep it prettyyyyy even keel. I made it through Hudson’s pregnancy without crying except for times when it was necessary- like getting my first IV or losing 30 pounds and being so dehydrated I was pretty [...]

I HATE HATE HATE Hate with every fiber of my being Bank of America. I honestly wish harm upon them, because I have very little money and my bank account balance is usually only what I can deposit for the day. Let’s be clear. B of A runs every aspect of my financial life. All [...]

Seriously. I am having THE WORST DAY EVER!!! I need some fucking back up here or I may lose my shit.

I broke my phone. Actually, I threw it down as hard as I could on the hardwood floor repeatedly until it broke. I can’t afford a new one. So, whatever.