Comments (6) Children want to make you look like an asshole.
Remember how I was like “ohhh poooorrr meeee! The twins can sleep 12 hours & I am losing sleep because I am worried about them!” Yeah, well, last night I fed them around 8 & that was IT. I fed & changed them and put them down FOR THE NIGHT. Except Sawyer didn’t get the memo & she woke up at 5AM completely soaked in pee & wanting a bottle. Basically, I can’t win.
Is anyone else DYING of heat stroke!?! Today was HOT AS BALLS. Which is OK & all except it hasn’t been ‘summer’ once so far this summer. It has been downright spring-like. I think the best day we’ve had this entire year was maybe 75. It has been overcast & yucky alllll summer long.
Saturday, as my husband drove me to the Millbrae BART station it was DRIZZLING. Hello, August? Yeah- WHERE ARE YOU!?! I mean this is CA people. Granted, we are in the Bay Area not LA but seriously. SERIOUSLY. One more foggy day & I swore I was gonna lose it.
Can I tell you, though? About 10 minutes into the hot, hot heat of today- I was cursing it. I hate the effing heat. You see that? I just made a COMPLETE 180. I HATE THE HEAT! & I am now sweating in bed at 11:30 PM completely confounded by the fact that yesterday? I was BEGGING for this 100 degree day. I must have been high. Maybe just metaphorically, but High non the less. Because WHO WANTS TO HAVE A HEADACHE FROM IT BEING SO DAMN HOT?! Oh, right. Not me.
I had a crazy full weekend & I have a bunch to post- but I am tired. TIRED. And I need to try to sleep.
Updates on my busy weekend full of no sleep, first BART trips solo, Bloggy Boot Camp & Tattoos to come.
One of my very worst qualities is how lazy I am. Seriously it’s a problem. For example: I LOVE to exercise but can never seem to get off the couch. I have so much fun once I’m out there doing something. I can never just DO IT. I set a goal and then don’t attend to it until the 11th hour. Continue reading 'Sloth.'»
I was just reading some comments on my blog- since I usually only read the new ones every few days so I feel special when there are a few to read at once. Anyways, I am kind of annoyed. I am annoyed that my posts last week were visited by SO MANY PEOPLE who were only here in outrage. Only here because someone else had told them they had to see what that crazy bitch over at ‘This is the First Day of My Life’ wrote. And because of that? They were already here to hate on me without even probably taking the time to digest what I was saying. Continue reading 'Neutrality can suck it.'»
No, I don’t THINK I’ve done anything wrong- but I am for whatever reason I am feeling really guilty about A DREAM I had last night. Continue reading 'I feel the need to confess.'»
Do you have Comcast cable? Continue reading 'Why Comcast should jump off a cliff:'»
If you read my last post you know I was accosted with all sorts of baby-issues tonight. But, aside from those baby-type items I have gotten A LOT done.
I was never skinny. NEVER. EVER. Like, not even really fit. I’ve gone ahead and shared that MULTIPLE times. But, in finding some pics for an end of year post- I found this:
It’s 10 PM.
I mean, that part is OK. I got the little guy down at about 8:30 after an extra warm baba and some baby tylenol because as I discovered this morning- he has TWO top teeth making their way into his mouth.
Continue reading 'It is abundantly clear that I may lose it.'»
Rodarte is pretty much sold out at my Target. They had one dress and hella swimsuits.
According to my sis-in-law stuff is already on eBay. Boo.
There were a few dresses I was really interested in, but I suppose it’s cool, since I am huge and couldn’t wear anything for at least a few months anyhow.
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