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By Emmie Bee, March 24, 2010 8:16 AM

and if you aren’t a yuppie? Yeah, you probably think you are better at naming babies than you actually are. Or even MORE crazy- you might be BOTH! Continue reading 'Hi. I’m a yuppie. Chances are, you are too.'»

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By Emmie Bee, March 23, 2010 9:31 AM

OK, first, like, copying is soooooo high school. Totally, right? Continue reading 'Unoriginal Content:'»

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By Emmie Bee, February 17, 2010 9:24 PM

And here I am.
Still holding these kiddos up in the uterus. Feeling like I may explode and peeing basically never- unless I’m trying to sleep- because then? I pee every 12 minutes all night long. That’s some bullshit if you ask me, but whatever. Continue reading 'More than 1/2 way through my 35th week.'»

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By Emmie Bee, February 15, 2010 8:07 AM

So, I’ve mentioned before that my dogs are BADDDD. Continue reading 'Gross but kinda awesome.'»

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By Emmie Bee, February 8, 2010 7:21 PM

Do you have Comcast cable? Continue reading 'Why Comcast should jump off a cliff:'»

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By Emmie Bee, February 4, 2010 8:57 PM

I have sat down & wanted to blog recently but not one thing has happened that anyone will find of interest, I think. Life is boring. And when it’s not boring- it’s sucking- and I realized I had a theme going lately: Complaining. SOOOO not what I want to do. Continue reading 'I’ve kinda gone rouge.'»

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By Emmie Bee, January 30, 2010 7:48 AM

I have no idea.

Because I’m being serious here when I say- I am used to living with Pisces. Myself, my hubs- the twins. We are all Pisces.

Continue reading 'Typical Aquarius?'»

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By Emmie Bee, January 28, 2010 4:28 PM

Today was my first non-stress test. I got an appointment at 10 AM so the hubs could come and watch baby for me. He had an appointment in San Francisco at 12 though, so we were on a tight schedule. Continue reading 'Stress is not condusive to an NST.'»

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By Emmie Bee, January 18, 2010 8:45 AM

Although not relevant to anyone reading, I am feeling the need to tell the universe: Continue reading 'A post for me.'»

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By Emmie Bee, January 6, 2010 9:53 PM

Did you know I am a minister? I am, thanks to some online free ministry thing. I’ve even done a wedding before. And yes, it was valid and everything. They’ve been married for a few years now.

Anyways, in the info they make you fill out they ask for your church affiliation and since I am an atheist in a hardcore fashion (but don’t worry- I don’t judge) I put myself as a minister of The Church of Cartman. As in, you know, Eric Cartman.

I need to frame that certificate ASAP. Hilarity.