I would be buying this for my little boy.

I’ve been alerted by the media that there are THREEEE new designer collaborations coming out at target this month. One of which? IS ZAC FUCKING POSEN. Just,you know, FYI. April 25th you guys know where I will be. Possibly with a shiv to make sure bitches be keeping their hands off my red leather ZP [...]

For those of you who don’t “tweet” or “twat” or whatever the heck you call it-

Yeah, so I mentioned that they were moving my c-section date up.  I confirmed today that I am having these kids March 3rd. Unless, it’s earlier based on a problem with my NST- which I am hoping won’t happen.

OH MY GOSHHHH.

Sorry to blog spam every once in a while with random advertisements for things I want- but it’s either this or I keep windows (in Firefox) open for weeks at a time hoping to buy things I shouldn’t. Anyways- I want this:

I found this via Twitter via YHL, that super cute couple with the home improvement blog. Anyways, they apparently did a giveaway for these ADORABLE canvases and I apparently MISSED IT!! Which is so sad!! Because, clearly, winning would have made my day!

When you are broke that’s when everything needs to be paid. Right? RIGHT!

Balloon order has been placed.

Ok, this post is really about what my husband DOES NOT DO as much as what he does.